Sunday, September 23, 2012

Getting Laid Is Easy

It occurs to me that getting laid with attractive women is easy for pretty much all men. For a perfect man such as myself getting laid is easy because I say and do all the right things. I apply mind reading with preemptive behaviour to avoid obstacles, and I take responsibility for women's actions so that they never have to feel bad about doing with me what they want to do anyway. So based on this, my formula for success is simple.

But for the average guy who is far from perfect, how in the world is he able to easily get laid?

The answer: Money

An average guy can easily make money doing an average job. It doesn't have to be a special job. It just has to make money. Then what he can do is take some of that money and pay a prostitute to have sex with him. It's easy as pie.

So for the average guy the formula to get laid is simple:

  • Get a job
  • Make money
  • Pay a prostitute with some of that money and get laid

This is in fact so easy that I can't help but wonder if it's even worth it to try to be perfect at all. It's a scary thought!

1 comment:

G said...

I read this one to my ex out loud as well and it was really hilarious:

ME: So for the average guy the formula to get laid is simple:
- Get a job

HER: Yes.

ME: Make money

HER: YES!

ME: Pay a prostitute with some of that money and get laid

HER: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!