Saturday, September 22, 2012

The Inherent Value Of Women

People often talk about how great women are and imply, either directly or indirectly, that women are better than men. But they don't say why. So what I'm going to do is break down the basic rationale people have for saying this.

Let's start with the following statement: Women are superior to men. To prove this let's say a woman accomplishes a certain something. If a man accomplishes the same thing he has less value for doing it. Therefore women are superior.

Makes sense right?

A man had better really stand out to get with an attractive woman (which there are many of), but even a true stand-out among men has less value than an attractive woman which is much more common than even the rarest most awesomest of men.

A woman can get away with doing much less than a man because she is superior. Therefore a man must be perfect to be on the same playing field.

A woman slaps on makeup and sexy clothes, and raises her womanly value considerably. Hence, she deserves a NATURALLY great man with tons of amazing traits. Only can such a man be worthy of the value of this woman, which has largely been enhanced by artificial means. Once again, this proves that women are superior.

You see, women have value BECAUSE they are women. They can give birth and are therefore creatures unlike no other (regardless of the fact that half of all species are female and are therefore capable of the same thing). Sure, men invent and build almost everything, but they do so largely to please women. Therefore women are superior.

1 comment:

Andy said...

LMFAO!!! John, this is complete satire right? But yes women are too retarded for words